Act 1: Scene: blissful sleep underway.
3:30 AM. blink blink. "Buggy Outside" (long pause) "Cars" (long pause) "No street". Silence.
4:30 AM. Mama. Mama. Mama where are you?
4:31 AM. MAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Act Two: Scene: Standing outside crib, irritated.
4:33 AM. It's night time. Go back to sleep. Night Night.
4:34 AM. MAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
4:34-4:36 AM. Sounds of binkys and sleeping stuffed sheep being violently thrown overboard which can be barely be made out over the shrieking.
Act Three: Scene. Caving and bringing child to bed thinking just maybe he'll go back to sleep. Child snuggles in and acts like he's sleeping but won't stop talking.
4:37 AM. Papa? Oliver? Papa? Oliver?
4:40 AM. Papa's here!
4:45 AM. Night Night Sheep!
4:50 AM. Making fake snoring noises.
4:56 AM. Arthur?
4:59 AM. Shark. Really big teeth.
5:05 AM. More fake snoring noises.
5:10 AM. Mama shower? Shower Mama? Shower?
5:15 AM. Arthur?
5:20 AM. Papa. Oliver. Sleep.
5:25 AM. Cars. No street. No street. Cars. Street.
5:30 AM. Night Night blankets. Night Night Sheep.
5:40 AM. Mama? Mama? Eyes.
5:50 AM. Alarm goes off.