Translation: Too Salty To Blog.
Week 16 Update: Still mental.
I really want to write something worth reading but the words don't come and all I want to do is bitch. About everything. Especially about Halle Berry looking totally gorgeous with her arms not at all fat and blabbering about how she wants to stay pregnant forever. Of course you do! Because one day that baby is going to come out and you are going to have to GIVE UP YOUR LIFE LADY. Even with your team of bicoastal nannies I'll bet there will be at least one day when you will really want to do something, like go shopping for really expensive art to hang in your mansion and you just won't be able to because that your super hot baby daddy will be out posing modeling and your nanny will have the flu and you will have to change your plans. Yes.Yes you will.
